Shiver Me Timbers! The Ultimate Collection of Pirate Jokes to Make You Walk the Plank with Laughter

Ready to embark on a swashbuckling adventure with the funniest pirate jokes that will have you hoisting a yard of ale in delight? Brace yourself for a treasure chest full of verbal gems that will leave you with a shiver of laughter!

In this comprehensive blog post, we've assembled the best pirate jokes from the seven seas, guaranteed to tickle your funny bone and leave you yearning for more. Without further delay, let's dive right into the laughter-inducing realm of pirates!

Why did the pirate bury his treasure upside down?

So he could search for it later!

What do you get when you boil a pirate's parrot?

Polly want a cracker stew!

Why did the one-legged pirate always get lost?

Because he kept going around in circles!

What do you call a pirate who's always losing his balance?

A scurvy dog!

Why don't pirates like taking baths?

Because they can't stand to see a clean bill.

What's the difference between a pirate and a sea lion?

One has a wooden leg, and the other has leg of wood.

Why couldn't the pirate get his treasure chest open?

Because he had lost the key and his matey was holding it hostage!

What do you call a pirate who can't sail?

A landlubber!

What do you get if you cross a pirate and a stubborn goat?

A baaaaa-rnicle!

Why did the pirate make his crew walk the plank?

Because he wanted to see them keel over!

What's the pirate's favorite type of music?

Sea shanties!

What do you call a pirate who's always complaining?

A whiny pirate!

What do you call a pirate who's always getting into trouble?

A scallywag!

What do you call a pirate who loves to dance?

A jiggle-o'bones!

What do you call a pirate who's always late?

A slowpoke!

What do you call a pirate who's always getting lost?

A lost treasure!

What do you call a pirate who's always arguing?

A debate-able pirate!

What do you call a pirate who's always making mistakes?

A blunder-buss!

What do you call a pirate who's always getting injured?

A patch-up pirate!

What do you call a pirate who's always losing things?

A forget-me-not pirate!

What do you call a pirate who's always winning?

A lucky duck!

What do you call a pirate who's always getting caught?

A caught red-handed pirate!

What do you call a pirate who's always drinking?

A rum-runner!

What do you call a pirate who's always eating?

A grub-by pirate!

What do you call a pirate who's always telling jokes?

A pun-derful pirate!

What do you call a pirate who's always singing?

A sing-a-long pirate!